Are They Really?
by Steve Mitchell
A couple of days ago, on our way to some place, Lucie and I drove by a local Cabaret and Gentlemen’s Club.
How nice! A club for gentlemen!
We know it’s a Gentlemen’s Club because it says so, right on the sign, Cabaret and Gentlemen’s Club.
It sounds very classy.
But, it occurred to me, if the patrons of Gentlemen’s Clubs were truly gentlemen, along with agreeing on all matters of things without written contracts and along with wearing monocles, they’d jump up and offer their coats to those poor, scantily clad, female employees.
That never happens.
Huh.
Anyhow.
Here’s a cell phone photo I took of Jupiter and the Moon.
Because a gentlemen doesn’t show photos of the Moon and Uranus . . .
Jupiter looks very large. And green. Your cell phone takes better pictures than mine.
Well, you know, I’ve got longer arms so I could hold my phone camera closer to Jupiter than you’d be able to.
I believe Jupiter is Latin for big, greener-than-I-thought planet.
The caption under the photo made me LOL!
It’s funny because it’s true . . .