A Bit Of Overheard Conversation As I Clocked Out For Lunch On This Rainy, Rainy Day
by Steve Mitchell
First Coworker:
Orangutans are strong. They say orangutans are really strong.
Second Coworker:
Uh huh . . . Bigfoot isn’t a typical alien. He’s not one of the tall greys.
First Coworker:
I heard the Russians wanted to make super strong soldiers by mixing half men and half orangutans.
Second Coworker:
I don’t think that’ll work.
I’m a bit offended that your co-worker should think Bigfoot an alien. He’s a red-blooded, all-American monster is what he is. unless we are talking about Canadian Bigfoot. Him I don’t know about.
ooh yeah, Candadian Bigfoot! (I shake my fist) He’s alien, for sure.