Quoth the Pumpkin

by Steve Mitchell

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Hey, now!    What’s all this doodle Tom-foolery?

Who’s ever heard of a Jack O’ Lantern with no nose?

That’s just silly talk.

I’ve certainly never heard of any such thing.

What?

Oh, stop it.  Of course I don’t have ears.

You know what I mean.

You think you’re all so cool with your thumbs and your, your, haircuts, and your pants.

Why, I have half a mind to come over there and give you a piece of my, well, you know . . . my mind.

I would, too.  But, it seems I have no feet.

And I have no cab fare.

And

I have no mind.

So.

ahh

Never mind.

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