I Can Only Use This Joke Once a Year

by Steve Mitchell

So, okay.  Let’s see.  Before the party, I want to:

  • take a nap
  • take a shower
  • touch up my shoes
  • re-learn tying a bowtie
  • set up the coffee pot for tomorrow
  • eat a little dinner
  • get all dressed up
  • hit the road

That’s it. No problem.  I’ve got lot’s of time.

I’ve got the rest of the year!

haHAHAhahaha! HAHAHAhahaHAA!!

Get it?  The rest of the year?  All year?

HAhahahaHAhaHAHAAHAAAHAAA!

I kill me!

whew!

but seriously …

nap time

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