I Can Only Use This Joke Once a Year

by Steve Mitchell

So, okay.  Let’s see.  Before the party, I want to:

  • take a nap
  • take a shower
  • touch up my shoes
  • re-learn tying a bowtie
  • set up the coffee pot for tomorrow
  • eat a little dinner
  • get all dressed up
  • hit the road

That’s it. No problem.  I’ve got lot’s of time.

I’ve got the rest of the year!

haHAHAhahaha! HAHAHAhahaHAA!!

Get it?  The rest of the year?  All year?


I kill me!


but seriously …

nap time