by Steve Mitchell
Hey kids, remember – don’t text and drive.
Oh, and also, don’t drink and drive.
And, ahh, texting while drunk is never a good idea.
So, you know.
It goes without saying – Don’t drunk-text while driving!
That would be bad.
Wait. There’s more.
Traffic safety and text discretion are obvious, but here’s a bit of advice you disregard at your own peril:
Do not eat an entire 1/2 lb peanut butter cup in one sitting!
Don’t ask me how I know …