Wild Child

by Steve Mitchell

Hey kids, remember – don’t text and drive.

Oh, and also, don’t drink and drive.

And, ahh, texting while drunk is never a good idea.

So, you know.

It goes without saying – Don’t drunk-text while driving!


That would be bad.

Wait.  There’s more.

Traffic safety and text discretion are obvious, but here’s a bit of advice you disregard at your own peril:

Do not eat an entire 1/2 lb peanut butter cup in one sitting!


Don’t ask me how I know …