by Steve Mitchell
Hey, what do you call a vampire who officiates baseball games?
What do you call spirits in rush hour traffic?
What do you call a werewolf with no hair?
(We’d also accept Nair-wolf)
What do you call a Frankenstein’s monster who’s fond of wearing Hawaiian shirts and smoking the strawberry hookah?
It’s his name. He changed it.
Call him Alfonse.
© Steve Mitchell 2015