Don’t Judge

by Steve Mitchell

Hey, what do you call a vampire who officiates baseball games?

A vumpire!

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What do you call spirits in rush hour traffic?

Stop-and-ghosts!

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What do you call a werewolf with no hair?

A barewolf!

(We’d also accept Nair-wolf)

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What do you call a Frankenstein’s monster who’s fond of wearing Hawaiian shirts and smoking the strawberry hookah?

Alfonse.

Yeah.

Alfonse.

It’s his name. He changed it.

Call him Alfonse.

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© Steve Mitchell 2015

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