Another Installment of WHAT IF (?)

by Steve Mitchell

That’s right.  It’s time for What if?  Let’s play a round, just one round; shall we?

I’ll go.

I’ll keep it classy.

What If …

let’s see

What If

Oh!  I know!

What if you were to simultaneously sniff and fart?


At the same time!

What would happen?  A vortex?  What would happen if you did that?

Can It even be done?  Is it even medically possible?

I think not.

No, surely it’s too dangerous.


And that’s all the time we have!

Thank you for playing What If!