Me With My Mortgage

by Steve Mitchell

Oh, well,

I know a guy

who knows a guy

The Death Trap

is THE hippest hottest

stoopidest

amusement park

house hookah

retro club

dive bar

in

the

world

evar

and oh

well, you know,

I tried to get in

sure

all that

cheap beer

and

glow drinks

and

karaoke dance

dizzy thrill rides

see and be seen

but

whatever

it’s cool

it’s stupid

whatever

stuck at the rope

the signs all say:

to ride this ride
you must be THIS tall
….and cool

—-

© Steve Mitchell 2015

deathtrap

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