Earthquake!

by Steve Mitchell

Last night, three earthquakes, eh, quaked … north of the metro Phoenix area.

I guess folks all around the valley, here, felt it.

I didn’t feel any of the quakes before I went to bed, but one of the earthquakes woke me up.  It went something like this:

Earthquake:  rumblerumble

Me:  hungh, what? 

Earthquake: (silence)

Me:  what was that?

Earthquake:  (silence)

Me:  huh…..zzzzzzzz

By this morning, I’d completely forgotten about it and only remembered because my Facebook page is lit up with earthquake anecdotes.

I’m not going to add to that noise.

No, Sir.

I’ll, umm, you know, just put it here.

EeeeeeaAAArrrrrRRthQuaaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAake!

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