And Don’t Eat Those Snow Cones

by Steve Mitchell

Buddy
Hey, Dude.  What do you got, there?  Ice cream?

Dude
Yeah.

Buddy
You sure do like ice cream.

Dude
Well, you know what they say, “I scream.  You scream.  We all scream for ice cream!”

Buddy
Ha!  Good one!  That’s a good one!  I scream!  ha Ha!  Let me do one.  Ready?  I’m going to do one.  Okay, here goes, “I’m in.  You’re in.  We’re all in for-”  Oh.  Umm, you know…

for the ice cream.

Dude
Hmm.

Buddy
So…

Dude
Went south on you, huh?

Buddy
Yeah.

Dude
It happens.

Buddy
Yeah.

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© Steve Mitchell 2016

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