Older Yes, Mature No

by Steve Mitchell

On the back of a minivan, up ahead, I see a sign:

ask me
about my
Girl Scout
cookies

Only at first, I thought it said cooties, because, look!  It’s only one letter different!

haHAhaHA!

COOTIES!

ahhhHahaHAHAha

I don’t want a box of COOTIES!   Who would want a box of COOTIES?  Gross!

hHAAAHHAAAAAhhhaaahahaha!

get it?

huh?

get it?  because it’s only one letter different?

You just change the into a t and…

and

well

okay, yeah, you see it

so, umm

Girl Scouts of America…..

please don’t sue me.

cootie

artist rendering of an actual cootie…

 

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