So It Is Resolved – So Let It Be
by Steve Mitchell
Here’s the thing. Everybody makes New Year’s resolutions. Sure. That’s fine. It’s a thing we do.
But, as we approach the new year, I’m thinking to myself, Self, that’s what I call me, Self, let’s do something a little different. Let’s…ahh…permute the…paradigm.
Let’s mix it up.
I’m going to make An Old Year’s Resolution.
Yes. An Old Year’s resolution. Nobody does that!
I’m stating this in public so I have to stick to it. You’re all witness to it.
What should I resolve?
Right, I know – fitness.
I already exercise about three times a week. That’s not bad but I can do better.
Therefore, my Old Year’s Resolution is this: I resolve to work out every day for the rest of the year!
Every. Single. Day.
So it is resolved.
So let it be.
Unless I have to work.
Or unless, you know, I’m tired.
Or I need a nap.
Still, what an adventure!
With all that exercise, by the end of the year, I’ll be ripped!