by Steve Mitchell
Some of you may remember when I …umm. You may remember when, ahhh
Sorry about that; I don’t remember. Line?
cut! It fell again. Guys!
the picture fell over
Here at Schmeednotheave we-
wait…what’d I say?
Did I say Schmeednotheave?
♫ I get no kick from Champaaagne! Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all…
Steve, we’re rolling
It fell again…
guys, can we get some tape or something to hold that thing up?
cut! is the door open? how’d that get in here? never mind. use it! we’ll use it.
spring blossom –
that’s no good; it’s a simile
your haiku is a simile
Wait. My haiku is a simile? Is that some sort of metaphor?
no, it’s literally a simile. we can’t use it. it’s not traditional
I like it.
it’s not haiku
Okay, whatever. I’ve got a metaphor for you.
Your door is a jar…HA!
cut!! for crying out loud….