If There’s Anything

by Steve Mitchell

Mr. Owl, how many steps does it take to get to the center of the Universe?

A good question. Let’s find out.  A one…A twoHOO…A three…

aaarrrrgh  [*kerthud*]

A three!

Mr. Owl!  Mr. Owl?  Are you saying it’s three steps?  Are you saying we’re born, we live, and we die?

A good question. Let’s find out. A one…A two-

Oh, never mind, Mr. Owl. 

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