Another Fine Mess

by Steve Mitchell

TIME TRAVEL HIJINKS!

Scientist:  My God!  Who would be so reckless as to give a Time Gun to a monkey?

Woman:  Watch out, Professor!!

TIME TRAVEL HIJINKS!

Abraham Lincoln:  Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all monkeys deserve MORE BANANAS!

TIME TRAVEL HIJINKS!

John F. Kennedy:  My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for the monkeys.

TIME TRAVEL HIJINKS!

Donald J. Trump:  I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States…

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Scientist:  See? See there, Monkey? Look what you’ve done! Oh sure, now you bring back the Time Gun. Well, it may be too late. Bad Monkey! It may be too late…

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Narrator:  And so, Ladies and Gentlemen, here ends another harrowing episode of:

TIME TRAVEL HIJINKS!

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© Steve Mitchell 2037

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