Saving Time In These Busy…Times
by Steve Mitchell
Hey there busy person!
You know how it is. Sometimes you think to yourself, Self, I sure would like to heat up some soup in the microwave…but it’s just not convenient enough.
Well, fret no more! I’ve got one revolutionary word for you:
Everything is faster and more convenient when cooked in a mug!
Microwave soup? Cook it in a mug!
Microwave oatmeal? Cook it in a mug!
Microwave rack of lamb? Well. Cook it in a…big mug!
Microwave steak tartare? Ehh, don’t cook it. But do put it in a mug!
You don’t have to take my word for it. Listen to an expert:
Hello. My name** is J.W. Worthington Goodfellow III Esquire, DDS, MD, PHD, LMNOP, and I’m an expert scientist.* Science has demonstrated, scientifically, foods appear faster and more convenient when cooked in a mug!
There you have it – just a little scientific tip to make your days more convenient and your times less busy.
*J.W. Worthington Goodfellow III Esquire, DDS, MD, PHD LMNOP is entirely self-accredited and is not to be considered, in the strictest, technical sense, an expert scientist.
**The used of the word “name” in this context is for entertainment purposes only and has no legal sanction.