The First (And Last) Annual Online SGofA Meeting
You have entered the Sarcastic Gents of America chat room:
MadJim(mod): Greetings, one and all! Welcome to the first ever online meeting of the SGofA. We’ve gone digital!
Flaco: Hooray! I’m sooooo excited!!!
ICU: *snork* goood one, Flaco!
Flaco: Wht?
ICU: excellent sarcasm, bro
Flaco: ummm, I wasnt being sarcastic
ICU: oh
Flaco: Were u being sarcastic?
ICU: no, man . . . I would never be sarcastic
Flaco: r u doing it now?
ICU: can’t you tell?
MadJim(mod): I’m gonna interrupt you gentlemen seeing as how I haven’t even officially called the meeting to order.
sTnky: Roll call?
jack: Oh, by all means, can’t skip the official call to order!
Ne’erdowell: Checking in from the great state of Ohio!
MadJim(mod): Jack, what’s that supposed to mean?
Skallywag: Louisiana in the house!!
jack: Nothing MJ, just saying
MadJim(mod): Don’t get cheeky with me
Ne’erdowell: Can’t we all just get along?
ICU: I thnk we can all get along
Ne’erdowell: umm, ICU, *sarcasm* . . . heard of it?
jack: wtf? MJ?
MadJim(mod): Okay everybody stop a moment! This is getting out of hand.
sTnky: brb . . .
ICU: fu, man I’ve heard of it
MadJim(mod): what?!? I’m booting you ICU, bye bye
*ICU has left chat*
Ne’erdowell: ICU was talking to me MJ
jack: I just love dictator censorship!
jack: that was sarcasm
MadJim(mod): This is not a democracy, jack. If u don’t like it there’s the door
jack: fine maybe I’ll just go
Flaco: Oh no! jack don’t go!
Skallywag: good one flaco!
Flaco: wht?
MadJim(mod): OKay, I’m calling a temporary halt to all sarcasm until we get the meeting officially started.
Ne’erdowell: That makes perfect sense considering we’re the Sarcastic Gents of America
MadJim(mod): You’re treading on thin ice Ne’er . . .
Ne’erdowell: I just mean because we’re Gents . . . gentlemen? Is it just me? This is confusing.
jack: *most* of us are Gents, some of us are dictators
MadJim(mod): bye bye Jack
*jack has left chat*
Skallywag: Louisiana in da heeeeeoooouuuuuuussssssss!!!!!
MadJim(mod): bye bye Skallywag
*Skallywag has left chat*
Flaco: Wht was tht for?
MadJim(mod): just because
Flaco: r u being sarcastic?
MadJim(mod): what?
Flaco: its rlly hard to tell
Ne’erdowell: do you even know what sarcasm is, Flaco?
Flaco: I know what it is
Ne’erdowell: tell me
Flaco: Oh, Id love to tell u!
Ne’erdowell: err, okay, nevermind . . . or wait. Was that sarcasm?
Flaco: wht?
MadJim(mod): Sayonara Flaco!
*Flaco has left chat*
Ne’erdowell: Can u believe that guy?
Ne’erdowell: So, now what?
MadJim(mod): I guess that’s it. This meeting is adjourned.
Ne’erdowell: Yeah. Okay. cya
*Ne’erdowell has left chat*
*MadJim(mod) has left chat*
sTnky: im back!
sTnky: hello?
sTnky: n e body here?
sTnky: man . . .
sTnky: Why does this always happen?
sTnky: oh
sTnky: this is JUST WONDERFUL
*sTnky has left chat*
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